marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Just got a groupon for a segway rental: fireworks segway battle at my house. What say you?
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Official reason: I couldn't get time off. The real reason: last Xmas nearly ended in alcohol poisoning to prevent me from screaming like a velociraptor
I'm craving your dick and a microwave pizza
I am so not sober enough to have a 5 minute conversation in Spanish
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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