now i know why they say having sex with her is the equivalent to licking a pay phone
Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
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i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
We spilled a whole bottle of mouth wash and then proceeded to roll around and make out in it. At least I smell minty fresh.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
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I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Does sweetest day count when you're spending it with your fuck buddy, high and eating Pizza Hut?
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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