Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
I just did the classiest thing ever.
last time you said that you got chlamydia.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
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he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
It's also dangerous to ride a bike down the stairs after a few beers, but I've done it.
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
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my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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