Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
I don't know if I should be scared or excited that I can officially drink vodka on the rocks like it's 7up.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Last night you told me you "were too high" and didn't deserve a hashbrown.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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