Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
By the grace of god and the ingenuity of Alexander Graham Bell, this text message is made possibe: YOU ARE A WHORE
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
No, they seem attractive after SIX beers, after three they're just the gender you're looking for.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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