Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
My goal is to upperdeck the house I'm at, because it's some girl I don't know's birthday. Welcome to adulthood, bitch.
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
I fell asleep in the tanning bed, naked, for an hour and a half and I guess they couldn't wake me up so they called the fire department...and they came in while I was passed out naked...
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
Randomize
