Me too!
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
Randomize
