I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
You came in, yelled 'i am from the future' then puked all over the floor
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
