me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
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Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
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I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Miscalculate d the jungle juice, it's actually 10%. Can't taste the diff anyway but my stomcha is warm. Come play pongm.
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
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