Spotted: Pepto Bismol pink Scion with Ed Hardy sticker on front window, air freshener, and seat covers. Total Douchette Mobile.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
I just realized I had sex more when i looked like a fat elton john. Fuck my life.
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I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
i just masturbated in footie pajamas. there's no judgement here.
I have glow sticks stuck to my boobs and a missed call from the 911. I'd say last night was a success.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
Lets play a game called: how out of it are you today? Let me know if you can beat driving on the wrong side of the road twice and walking up two extra flights of stairs just because you weren't paying attention to what floor you are on....
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Do you want the fat one with an ok face or the skinny ugly one?
It doesn't matter as long as our shame is in tandem.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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