Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
please don't call me when you're wasted. i don't feel like having any other future arguments at 3:18am about how to hang up your phone. you have a flip phone, you should know regardless of how fucked up you are.
i just got a clause named after me in the 'alcohol and drug use' section of the handbook. this is certainly a warning sign.
a bus full of elementary school kids may or may not have seen me pissing off my front porch this morning
Washing the last semen-stained shirt you have really solidifies a breakup. It just got real.
We'll probably be arrested for having a cheetah in our apartment anyway, so I say go for it.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
Don't be offended, the only thing I'm attracted to right now is snack cakes and chicken wings.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
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