Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I was freaked out. No man over 50 is allowed to touch me. Ever. Unless you're Michael Bolton. Then please do.
obviously my window is still shattered. they're pressure washing my condo today. i think i need a bloody mary.
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
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