i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I thought he was kidding when he said pretend to be a dunkin donut delivery women. This is the last time I ever role play.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
Meeting his dad and brother for the first time at the jail while I'm bailing him out ISN'T exactly how I pictured this relationship going....
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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