school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I'm drunk and kinda wanna go home but now I have to go have more sex, my boxers are in the dryer
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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