so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
The drag queen we did coke with is going to be on Ru Paul's drag race. I feel so proud.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
You are a genius and a whore.
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