Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
I'm going as either a recovering alcoholic, or as a guy who came to the party straight from work. Too literal?
Really because I got kicked out the eagles game for running up n down the steps singing ' fly eagles fly ' then punched a Dallas fan in the face before the game even started..
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
