i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
we marched down beaver avenue with lit tiki torches humming the olympics opening song.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
Life lesson: When you compete in an impromptu "bloody mary chug-off," in the end, no one wins.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
he told me he was a Boston Bruins fan so I took his hat into the bathroom and peed in it...I've never been a prouder Ranger fan
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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