garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
i woke up in the fire place with a lighter in my hand. if i would have died the night would have made up for it.
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oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I blacked out at the bar, and blcked in getting a handjob on a roller coaster. Sober me is jealous of drunk me.
You know those twins i had a crush on in grade school? Just woke up between them. Best. Party. EVER.
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
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My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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