sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
At the very least, I mastered a nap while occasionally being dry humped.
We helped him hit the bowl to the point that he didn't even have to move
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
You were trust falling into bushes
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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