I just walked into the kitchen and my dad was having this uber serious convo
With himself
So, I'm pretty sure I just jacked off and my gf 17 m/o son caught me. IDK how long he was standing in the crib, but he definately saw the grand finale.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
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just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
I just want you to sit on my face and to tell you you're pretty. Most girls would leap at this opportunity.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
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You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
We did a lot of coke and Bedazzled the couch. It seemed like a good idea at the time.
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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