Don't fret. That vag would have consumed a lesser man.
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
Totally just locked myself outside of my house, in my robe, with the fedex man and a box of sex toys. Not my week.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
Is that strawberry winking at me??
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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