Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Uggh answer your phone, you are the only one I know who'll be proud of what I woke up next to this morning .
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Remind me to never do anything where hiding something in my butt is the best course of action
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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