i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
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I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
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Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
So then we ended up at a bar full of navy SEALs and I got one of them to take his shirt off, then I felt him up
I feel like 31-year old me is 21-year old me's hero
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
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