His vagina is bleeding blood all over the court
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
we're making bets on your personal life
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
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