I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
He gave his mom his old phone, and I am SO paranoid
Did you send adult things?
Um. Yes would be the understatement of the year
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
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"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
Hi this is the guy from the cell phone store. Your Dad just upgraded your phone as a surprise. I didn't tell him about your topless pics on your phone. I transfered them to new phone. Nice rack!
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The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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