You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
He is in the front yard trying to catch birds out of the air with a fishing net.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
I fed him pizza in bed. I'm probably the best one night stand ever.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
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