She's JV to your varsity
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
can you explain to me why you commented on every one of my profile pics with "tits and beer ftw" please and thank you.
If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
Straight up if I get stuck with her I'm going to drink myself into a prison cell.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
Why is there a waffle in the knife drawer?
The real question is why are there knives in the waffle drawer.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
By the way, you totally deserve "i got a job sex".
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