Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Finally better. I had to use eye makeup remover to get the purple wine stains off my lips
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
You aaa... you ever forget to wipe your ass?
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