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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
His apartment number was 69. I had to.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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