I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
He said hes taking shrooms and watching jurassic park so we're making a t-rex costume
we need ur ladder
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Even jesus won't love me after tonight. I'm going hard.
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
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