Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
June 16th my calendar just says boobietassels....I can only assume that has to do with you
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
Aren't you proud to know somebody who texts you "manifold facade" while dumping frozen colada mix into a blender of rum
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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