it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
They normally just get fucked up and see who can hold their hand on the exhaust the longest. It's great
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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