have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
can we take a shower together?
no need for the romantic shit. I'm a sure thing
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
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i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
I think that's the first time I've heard someone say "this is the safest way of doing things" while holding half a gallon of jagermeister
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Printed off fake 'Producer' Sundance badges for us. Pretty sure they double as free passes for getting laid by 'actresses'. Testing this theory tonight.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
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