how can u be prego again
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I just farted. And everybody around me is looking at the fat girl to my left. I win.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
This isnt meant to be as creepy as it sounds, but do you seriously want a lock of the hair I cut off?
that's like... drinking popov and saying its the worlds best vodka. you gotta try some others first. THERE SHOULD BE A MISS AMERICA PAGEANT. but like, mr penis. and they can do tricks and make unintelligent remarks and wear sparkly condoms.
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Dude, I work in two hours. Unless you can find Chris Hemsworth and convince him to have a three-way with us, I'm not getting out of bed.
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