i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
Alright, I can go by eventually,, I don't wanna lose a second pair of shoes this semster from blacking out...
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
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I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
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I was figuring I'd break up with her after work, but before Taco Tuesday
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
You know it's a good May 2-4 when it involves 14 straight hours of vodka slush and garlic bread
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