He said "I know I'm not gay. I fucked a guy once and didn't like it"
Got hit on at a funeral service by cougar. I think I just got Reverse Will Ferrell'd.
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
The angle I tried to shoot a load on her face was unfortunate. I accidentally came on the David Bowie tribute she had out. Oddly, that made it more erotic.
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
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