check it out our google latitudes are spooning
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I'm literally partying with O.J. Simpson's son right now. I don't know what to make of this.
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I just crashed on my couch and have no intention of ever getting up again
I will be over with a bedpan and beer
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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