It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
Every morning i wake up and check his twitter like a horoscope
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
So gin and wine won't be happening again
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
The drunk fake out is her specialty. She'll agree to come with us and two seconds later we check to make sure she's still there and we see her booking it down the hall in the opposite direction.
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
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