there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
We welcome drunken adversity.
With open legs.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
God does not give you boobs that amazing to not share them with your friends
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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