Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooo i'm drink
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
I have too much respect and admiration for my dick to put it into a situation where he could possibly be killed
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Whose dick am I looking at? There are too many possibilities at the moment.
Randomize
