so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
went to the gyno and found out that i have a birthmark on my clit. its like god gave guys a little help when it comes to getting me off.
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
She's using our floating beer pong table as an air mattress to sleep on.
Haha ohman remember when I peed in your blender? Gotta love college.
YOU DID WHAT???
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
He congratulated me by offering up free orgasms.. I told him I also had a birthday last month we needed to celebrate.. He was there in ten minutes.
Should I wear my "kiss me I'm highrish" shirt for my drug screen today?
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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