if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Plan B is the new Plan A
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
somehow, even strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA can't understand why he'd choose her over me
maybe it's because you talk to strange, drunk, middle-aged men on the RTA
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
Mm. I just want to eat pancakes off of his fine ass.
Yea I've gotten enough hickeys in my life to know what I'd look like with a neck tattoo. I think I'm getting a neck tattoo.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I just don't wanna be that girl with no ride and no pants
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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