hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
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You left your underwear on the fireplace
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
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Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Hey I know we haven't talked in a while, but I wanted to thank you for those m&ms you bought me for Christmas. Sorry I never got you anything then broke up with you.
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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