what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
this will be a night to untag.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
Like either my tits got bigger or I've succumbed to Trumps tiny hand syndrome
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
OH MY GOD MY UBER DRIVER IS PEEING BEHIND A DUMPSTER
Still got in the car though
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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