ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
I blacked out before two in the afternoon yesterday. Now that's a successful birthday.
Is it 3pm? Or am I losing my mind because it's pickled in vodka and diet coke?
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
To the point, I hope I remember where to put my dick when I finally get laid again
You have a 50 50 chance
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
Randomize
