Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
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I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Just blowing bubbles with my nipple rings in my shower.
You always make things weird.
I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
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If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
He shit in the fireplace
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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