he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
I've officially moved beyond college drinking. I just got business drunk at an internship seminar.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
I had to take the fire extinguisher from him. He was just sitting on the floor petting it.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
After this week, alcohol is mandatory.
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
I ran into the marine at the grocery store. Its like my vag and his penis have this way of finding each other when I least want it.
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