All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
i may or may not be watching the land before time
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
Yeahhh, everybody is so helpful when a pretty girl is crying hysterically and has only one shoe and a six pack.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
The only thing that got rode last night was the shit face train. I brought him home to see wht all the hype was about and he just started crying and puking in my bathroom.
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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