Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
I just watched a blind kid buy from one of the vending machines on campus...guess there's nothing like a good surprise?
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In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
He's a Shit stain on my heart
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My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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