he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
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Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
sorry I called you to cry about the state of the neopets economy
Just got back from a Walmart run. The music went straight from Kid Rock to John Phillip Souza. If that doesn't scream 'MURICA I don't know what will. Happy 4th!
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
My nipples are YOUNG and they need TWISTING
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