he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
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The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
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This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
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